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today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd
(Source: cowboybeboop, via oopsabird)
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so with all of this Yahoo buying Tumblr crap going on
if we ever need a place to relocate there’s always
(via spgiraffe)
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If a woman gets a double mastectomy is she allowed to walk around topless or is it still socially unacceptable?
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If I ever needed an abortion and someone suggested adoption instead I’d say “yeah, that’s my plan in ten years, adopt a kid in a need rather than bringing in anymore extra people.”
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I think I want to change my Ingress name to Yolo420SwagSwagSwag.
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I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT
THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?
BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES
‘IMAGINE THE SKY’
‘HOW IS THE SKY’
‘TOUCH THE SKY’
IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT
YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
(via riddikuluspotter)
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you mean to tell me america are just starting to colour their money
man you guys are way behind
crikey
straya
What is that picture?
Is there a new version of Monopoly out?
THAT’S OUR MONEY YOU INCONSIDERATE FUCKTARD
(via starkid-nerdfighter)
